It seems like just yesterday the Rosebuds were starting their 2013/2014 season. We saw some very different teams this year as anchors of the teams aged up and moved on to other activities. Championships will be held on March 8th from 6pm – 9pm as a double header determines which derby team will reign supreme among the ranks of the home teams.
The Death Scar Derby Droids
A long time ago,
In a galaxy far, far across from Oaks Park,
A new world has been discovered—a world of pandemonium and mayhem, a world of speed and flying wheels, a world of brutal beauty, the world of the Death Scar Derby Droid. Impossible to spot, identified only by a blur around the track and the broken bones left in their wake. Faster than a light-year, wiser than Yoda, more lethal than a light-saber—they send even Darth Vader running to his mama. The Force is strong with this one, so don’t think you’ll be spared—because nothing stops a Death Scar Derby Droid.
Captain- Root of All Evil #97, Captain - Bratmobile #50, Sunny Demolition #A6, The Irreverant Pixie #22, The Dark Fright # 303, Wendy Go Kill’em # 711, C3P-Ouch #76, Little Bunny Bruise You #531, Kat Von Scream #1OH1, Demon Speed #138, Maximum Crime #300
The Undead Avengers
We eat Brains.
Phi Phi O’Scara #87, Kaijuke #1701, Motorheadless #1975, Rawmen #25, Princess Bubble-Scum #108, Bad Advise #33, Mischief Managed #223, Rollsmary’s Baby #777, Jill The Ripper #43, Charlemangle #451, The Surtur’s Bride #1015, The Nothing #59,
The Rainbow Bites
Clad in the regal wings of the Pegasus and ready to take on the evil forces invading Rainbow Land, we, the Rainbow Bites, cloak ourselves in unicorn magic, lace up our skates, and set out on a never-ending mission for the total domination of the mystical Flat Track. Our latest accomplishments include the discovery of the Riches at the end of Rainbows, mastery of the ancient art of castle storming, and the successful traversing of the Candy Cane Forest.
Currently we are in the process of training a vampire, and have just taught it to tap dance. We hope you will come join us on our adventures soon! A girl who loves teamwork, roller derby, skating, dancing, having fun, and candy and who hates giving up is a destined for our team.
♥ The Rainbow Bites
(May our bite be strong, swift, and first!)
Captain- Scrapalicious #15, Captain- Small Fox #208, Jesus Feist #911, Slamnesia #0, Painbow Frights #241, King Doom Hearts #76, Smackey Kennedy, Wikispeedia #626, Faye Tality #423, Bradi, Julia, Riley, Ocarana of Crime #3
The Little Red Riveters
The fiery femmes in blue and red are no amateur band of ruffians. These heartbreakers are the rogues of the assembly line., the sweethearts of fringe U.S.A., the craziest pack of ‘merican lovin’, feminist powered wild cats you could meet on the track. Mercy is not a word in their vocabulary; pity, a foreign idea. The only things these fearless fighters appreciate is female empowerment, the glory of war, and a really nice shade of lipstick. Beware of these bombshells¾ the Little Red Riveters take no prisoners.
Captain Tempest Fugit #80, Captain – Pain Forest #96, Big Mack #89, Spinning Wreckards #45, Moaning Murder #31, Helena Troy #1803, Spirited Decay #51, Peaches ‘n’ Scream #77, Fillipaino #07, Little Bo Weep #444, Lily
Photo credit to skippy steve at smugmug.com and masonite burn
Email Rosebuds@rosecityrollers.com for more information.