Heartless Heathers

2015 Heartless Heathers

Eaters of faces. Snatchers of hearts. Slayers of enemies.

VALKYRIESpl noun val-ˈkir-ē From Old Norse. Literally means “choosers of the slain.” Often seen riding wild wolves and mustangs, or soaring through the air like ravens scavenging for souls. Beautiful warrior shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Associated with fairness, supernatural powers and bloodshed.

If you meet a Valkyrie in battle, it means only one thing: your demise is imminent.

Roster

AmaFist - Heartless Heathers

AmaFist #143

Bella Constrictor - Heartless Heathers

Bella Constrictor #H155

Chynadoll Assassin - Heartless Heathers

Chynadoll Assassin #8

Ferret Bueller - Heartless Heathers

Ferret Bueller #11

 

Frankenskate - Heartless Heathers

Frankenskate #52

Headache - Heartless Heathers

Headache #71

Irie Belle - Heartless Heathers

Irie Belle #25

Jess in the Box - Heartless Heathers

Jess in the Box #18

 

Mace Ventura - Heartless Heathers

Mace Ventura #7

Megan Moffatt - Heartless Heathers

Megan Moffatt #2

Mistress of The Knife - Heartless Heathers

Mistress of The Knife #3

Screaming Beaver - Heartless Heathers

Screaming Beaver #10

 

ShredHer Cheese - Heartless Heathers

ShredHer Cheese #64, Captain

Smalls - Heartless Heathers

Smalls #19

Story - Heartless Heathers

Story #34

Sugarkill Bang - Heartless Heathers

Sugarkill Bang #111

 

Sui Jennaris - Heartless Heathers

Sui Jennaris #9

Tatty Munster - Heartless Heathers

Tatty Munster #1313

Wrathmatica - Heartless Heathers

Wrathmatica #327, Captain

Zena Zissou - Heartless Heathers

Zena Zissou #721

Cozmo Damage - Heartless Heathers

Coach Cozmo Damage

Effy Stone 'Em - Heartless Heathers

Coach Effy Stone ‘Em

Coach Tofer Griffin - Heartless Heathers

Coach Tofer Griffin

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We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

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We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

HPV – Retired Heathers

Apocalipstick Baccha Nailya Bangers (coach)
Barfly Behexen Belle Starr (coach, TT)
The Blast Unicorn Bump’r Stick’r Behexen
Bitchin’ Camaro Butcher Block Bump’R Stick’R
D-Day Daisy Duker Effy Stone ‘Em (current coach)
F-Bomb Firecrotch Frostbite
Goodie Two Skates Hard Dash Izabell Ringer
Jennings (TT) KnockBox Knotty Larue
LT. Uhurta Mad-Eye Marli Mel Mangles
Mercy Mick Swagger Mobi Wan Kenobi
Monacle Debacle Mortar ‘n Pistol Moxie Roxem
Nacho Lucky Day (TT) No Namey Nurse Ratched
Rhoda Killer Ruby Bruiseday Schemestress
Scratcher in the Eye ShameGirl Sharin Hate
She-Rex The Situation Skintastic Dynomite
Slay Miserables Slaybia Majora Sol Train
Sump Pump Sykotica Titania
Tara Heartout TeqKillYa Toxic Haste
Twat Rocket Uff-da Viagrrra Falls
Vominatrix !Wetback Attack! White Flight
Willful Miss Conduct X2Z

Headshots by Frank Lavelle and Alan Cook, Team Photo by Frank Lavelle