Heartless Heathers

2015 Heartless Heathers

Eaters of faces. Snatchers of hearts. Slayers of enemies.

VALKYRIESpl noun val-ˈkir-ē From Old Norse. Literally means “choosers of the slain.” Often seen riding wild wolves and mustangs, or soaring through the air like ravens scavenging for souls. Beautiful warrior shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Associated with fairness, supernatural powers and bloodshed.

If you meet a Valkyrie in battle, it means only one thing: your demise is imminent.

Roster

Bella Constrictor - Heartless Heathers

Bella Constrictor #H155

Chynadoll Assassin - Heartless Heathers

Chynadoll Assassin #8

Ferret Bueller - Heartless Heathers

Ferret Bueller #11

Frankenskate - Heartless Heathers

Frankenskate #52

 

Headache - Heartless Heathers

Headache #71

JamaFist - Heartless Heathers

JamaFist #143

Jess in the Box - Heartless Heathers

Jess in the Box #18

Mace Ventura - Heartless Heathers

Mace Ventura #7

 

Megan Moffatt - Heartless Heathers

Megan Moffatt #2

Mistress of The Knife - Heartless Heathers

Mistress of The Knife #3

Roarshock Tess - Heartless Heathers

Roarshock Tess #503

Screaming Beaver - Heartless Heathers

Screaming Beaver #10

 

ShredHer Cheese - Heartless Heathers

ShredHer Cheese #64, Captain

Smalls - Heartless Heathers

Smalls #19

Story - Heartless Heathers

Story #34

Sugarkill Bang - Heartless Heathers

Sugarkill Bang #74

 

Sui Jennaris - Heartless Heathers

Sui Jennaris #9

Wrathmatica - Heartless Heathers

Wrathmatica #327, Captain

Zena Zissou - Heartless Heathers

Zena Zissou #721

??? - Heartless Heathers

HPV – who will join us next?

Effy Stone 'Em - Heartless Heathers

Coach Effy Stone ‘Em

Coach Mel Mangles - Heartless Heathers

Coach Mel Mangles

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We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

aahhAAHHaaahhhh… AHHH!

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

HPV – Retired Heathers

Apocalipstick Baccha Nailya Bangers (coach)
Barfly Behexen Belle Starr (coach, TT)
The Blast Unicorn Bump’r Stick’r Behexen
Bitchin’ Camaro Butcher Block Bump’R Stick’R
Cozmo Damage (coach) D-Day Daisy Duker
Effy Stone ‘Em (current coach) F-Bomb Firecrotch
Frostbite Goodie Two Skates Hard Dash
Irie Belle Izabell Ringer Jennings (TT)
KnockBox Knotty Larue LT. Uhurta
Mad-Eye Marli Mel Mangles (current coach) Mercy
Mick Swagger Mobi Wan Kenobi Monacle Debacle
Mortar ‘n Pistol Moxie Roxem Nacho Lucky Day (TT)
No Namey Nurse Ratched Rhoda Killer
Ruby Bruiseday Schemestress Scratcher in the Eye
ShameGirl Sharin Hate She-Rex
The Situation Skintastic Dynomite Slay Miserables
Slaybia Majora Sol Train Sump Pump
Sykotica Tatty Munster (TT) Titania
Tara Heartout TeqKillYa Tofer Griffin (coach)
Toxic Haste Traggedy Ann Twat Rocket
Uff-da Viagrrra Falls Vominatrix
!Wetback Attack! White Flight Willful Miss Conduct
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Headshots by Frank Lavelle and Alan Cook, Team Photo by Frank Lavelle