About Us

2011 SEASON CHAMPS!

2011 Team Pic - Skippy Steve
Photo by Skippy Steve

This gang 'o misfits met during a jailbreak.
We believe we are innocent until proven guilty. Until society acknowledges our proof we are poison. And intend to maim, petrify, and confuse those who stand in our way.

Since our escape, we cruise together disguised in retro racing gear encouraging each other to fight for freedom by any means necessary! We band together as an eight-wheeled arsenal.

The love of derby, the thrill of skating, and skirting issues celebrates our escape from the wrongful clutches and lockdown of the law.

In honour of our dear friend Eliot, who marked us the "Betties", we remain innocent but deadly and continue our quest for truth at break neck speed.