The Wheels of Justice will not advance in the 2011 WFTDA Championships tournament, but they will advance in beer drinking, being awesome, wearing purple, chanting, impressing roller derby fans everywhere, making the rest of the Rose City Rollers proud of them.
WOJ are still in the running for first place in afterparty shenanigans. Sources indicate that Joyride has not been practicing doing The Worm as diligently as she might have, but that girl just might have the natural talent to pull this off.