Whether you’re a rollergirl or simply a fan of derby, chances are you’re a glutton for punishment. And let’s face it- nothing quite takes the sting away from a bad fall like proudly showing off your hematoma (aka big-ass bruise) to anyone willing to wince over it. Welcome to my new blog series which will celebrate those painful badges of honor our beloved Rose City Rollers have received all in the name of derby. Stay tuned for gnarly x-rays, oozing wounds, and bruises that look like things.
Today we’ll look at the reason why you should always wear tights underneath your fishnets…
Lt. Uhurta (Fresh Meat)- hit the floor sliding on Turn 2 during Wreckers practice
Muttley (Fresh Meat)- looks like a boot print, doesn't it?
Hard Knox (retired Guns N Rollers)- Sister Merry Malice swore she saw the Virgin Mary in there
mmmm… fishnet contusions….