The Boot Camp Diaries: “Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body.”

I have a meltdown before most derby practices. I pace around, waving my arms, yelling at anyone who will listen, “What am I doing? This is ridiculous! I can’t do this! I don’t do stuff like this!” And boot camp, well, it’s BOOT CAMP so I was pretty much on the verge of wetting myself. But, as always, I went anyway and was happy that I did.

Because of a scheduling conflict with endurance training, we didn’t get to skate on Sunday. In lieu of skating drills, we grouped together next to the port-a-potty and did squats, planks, push-ups and an assortment of other generally uncomfortable exercises, which, thanks to Get Fit training sessions, I wasn’t totally unprepared for. Many of us were wearing flats and boots,  accentuating the degree of discomfort and badass-ness. All the while, the Fresh Meat and team skaters flew around the track at a shockingly rapid rate. How do they keep going for so long?

My number one derby fear is the pace line. I have issues of the stamina variety. My legs feel like they’re going to skate away. So when Draggin Lady mentioned that we would be called out for stepping out of a drill and taking breaks supplemental to the ones allotted to us, chills went down my spine. I love breaks. I’m a break addict. I’m going to have to break the cycle.

It’s likely that I will spend the time between now and Thursday’s boot camp swinging back and forth between excitement and terror. My sleep will be assaulted by pace line nightmares. Coaches always say, “Your brain gives up and then your body gives up.”  After years of not pushing myself physically, grasping this concept has proven difficult. There’s always this point where I decide I positively cannot go on. Starting Thursday, there will be no more preemptive giving up. My fellow boot campers, if I look a little ill or begin to convulse, don’t be alarmed. It’s only break withdrawal.  

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