Back row, left to right: Wench Warden, Buddha Ref, The Gentleman, Doc Holiday, Captain Obvious, No Way José

Middle row, left to right: Rainman, Snow Blight, Bitchin Camaro, Mac the Knife, King

Front row: Knock 'Em Dead Red

Not Pictured: Determinator, Itzo EZ, Lord Rolldemort, and Tommy Knockers

Wench Warden

Head Referee

Wench Warden was raised by a family of sasquatches on Mount Hood before descending into Portland to work as a guard in a women's prison. His experience in tusslin' with the ladies makes him an ideal Head Referee. Aside from putting Rose City Rollers in lockdown, Wench Warden has officiated bouts at Northwest Knockdown in 2008 and Western Regionals in 2009.

Rainman

Head Non-Skating Official

Rainman was discovered sitting trackside at one of our bouts.  Although he was apparently not paying any attention to the skaters, he would occasionally shout out, "Four minors, gotta go to the box.  Definitely four minors."  We knew at that moment he was a natural for penalty tracking.  Rainman has been with the league since 2006.

Determinator

Pack Referee

In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of Roller Derby devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created DETERMINATOR.

Doc Holiday

Jammer and Pack Referee

Doc may not be "that kind of" a doctor, but he demonstrates expertise on a wide variety of topics, such as mixology, paper, exercise, skiing, algebra, WFTDA rulesets, pulling teeth, squirrels, and how to drive while eating Cantonese takeout with chopsticks.  He has traveled on horseback extensively throughout the Western region to ply his referee trade at bouts from Santa Cruz to Seattle.

Don Juan the Devaskator

Jam Timer and Acrobatics

Don Juan is a familiar face to longtime fans of the Rose City Rollers.  He has coached Fresh Meat and other teams since the league began.  His mad jam skating skills become obvious when derby girls careen out of bounds; Don Juan evades them with an array of spins, jumps, and even flips!

Itzo EZ

Jammer and Pack Referee

Following several years with the Guns 'N' Rollers making jamming look easy, Itzo joined the officials crew.  Her experiences as a skater bring a somewhat different and welcome perspective to the striped team.

Lord Rolldemort

Pack and Jammer Referee

With a wave of his hand, Lord Rolldemort banishes skaters to the purgatory of the penalty box. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Shaved is universally feared because of his mysterious origins, immunity to mere physical calamity, and merciless application of WFTDA rules.  The Dark Lord's presence has been felt at numerous bouts on the West Coast, including Northwest Knockdown and the Wild West Showdown.

Mac the Knife

Pack Referee and Penalty Timer

When the shark bites with his teeth, dear, he is a more welcome sight to skaters than Mac the Knife wielding his stopwatches in the penalty box.

Tommy Knockers

Penalty Timer and Scorekeeper

After spending 5,000 years buried under a Maine forest, Tommy Knockers migrated to Portland in an attempt to assimilate roller girls into her alien species.  Skaters who spend too much time in the Penalty Box while Tommy is timing begin to experience a mysterious affinity for vampire movies, Dr. Who, hot wings, and Fall Out Boy.  Only those with metal plates in their bodies are immune; all others are removed from play for their own safety after spending seven minutes in the Box.