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Back row, left to right: Wench Warden, Rich, The Gentleman, Doc Holiday, Captain Obvious, Joe

Middle row, left to right: Rain Man, Snow Blight, Bitchin Camaro, Mac the Knife, King

Front row: Knock 'Em Dead Red

Not Pictured: DeKonstructor, Determinator, Itzo EZ, Lord Rolldemort, and Tommy Knockers

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Wench Warden

Head Referee

Wench Warden was raised by a family of sasquatches on Mount Hood before descending into Portland to work as a guard in a women's prison. His experience in tusslin' with the ladies makes him an ideal Head Referee. Aside from putting Rose City Rollers in lockdown, Wench Warden has officiated bouts at Northwest Knockdown in 2008 and Western Regionals in 2009.

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Bitchin Camaro

Jammer Referee

Bitchin Camaro drove over from the Bahamas to help found the Rose City Rollers in August 2005.  She skated with one of the original teams, the Shanghai Sirens; however, she was dismissed from the team when they discovered that she ran over her neighbors.  She was picked up by the Heartless Heathers, but was again released after she ran over some old lady at the county fair.  As her dad was Mayor, she didn't get arrested for her fatal driving.  The Rose City Rollers decided to give her one last try to remain on the track as a jammer referee.  She has no limit on her Exxon credit card; has been a referee at Western Regionals in 2006, 2007 and 2008, and at WFTDA Nationals in 2007 and 2008; coached the Wheels of Justice in 2009, and Fresh Meat from 2005-2006; is drunk on unleaded, and will certainly run you down!

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Determinator

Pack Referee

In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of Roller Derby devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created DETERMINATOR.

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Divalicious Handislap

Penalty Box Queen

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Don Juan the Devaskator

Jam Timer and Acrobatics

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The Gentleman

Jammer and Pack Referee

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Itzo EZ

Jammer and Pack Referee

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Lord Rolldemort

Pack and Jammer Referee

With a wave of his hand, Lord Rolldemort banishes skaters to the purgatory of the penalty box. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Shaved is universally feared because of his mysterious origins, immunity to mere physical calamity, and merciless application of WFTDA rules.  The Dark Lord's presence has been felt at numerous bouts on the West Coast, including Northwest Knockdown and the Wild West Showdown.

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Mac the Knife

Pack Referee and Penalty Timer

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